What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:56

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III