What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

A misplaced MRI found a tumor on her spine. Doctors removed it through her eye in a first-of-its-kind surgery. - CBS News

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Unclear if rock bottom, but Braves hit it anyway in 11-10 stunner loss - Battery Power

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Manny Machado, pitching power Padres to series win over Brewers - San Diego Union-Tribune

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Zion Williamson rape accuser seeking eye-popping $18 million to $50 million in bombshell lawsuit - New York Post

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

Why does poop smell bad?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.